sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

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starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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(Source: 55mph-archive, via greatambiguousyeti)

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j6, via tyrelonmelon)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via cleogaytra)

arcticwankies:

relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer

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